Apparently Juicy Couture started making umbrellas, because I saw about twelve today.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that they didn't have the nasty streets of Boston in mind when designing this "couture" umbrella. It's probably more like a parasol, so you can flaunt your expensive taste without making it endure any actual weather phenomena.
So, when you're using this couture umbrella to protect your delicate couture outfit on a rainy day like today, and it flips inside out (because all umbrellas do this in Boston, trust this) I will purposely attempt to trip you. Just to add insult to injury. And because it's like, really funny.
Sincerely,
Bitter Girl Who Is Having a Bad Day Because She Actually Really Wants a Juicy Couture Umbrella
